Ramblings!!!

Sense of humor is as over rated as sex,
Drinking gives you a deeper perspective.
Be an idealist, its fashionable.
Pretty is one thing, nice is another.

Notches on the bedpost, ego boosters.
Keep in touch with your inner self, its inexpensive.
Most days you will accomplish half of what you planned for, other days not so much.
Denny your self a lick of the ice-cream just as yet.

Stand up and talk, or you'd fall asleep sitting down