Oiled up

Okie so I do this, time and again, out of my free will. Well actually I like to do this and feel great while I am at it. I haven't seen no one else do this. While a lot of them sneer freakishly at the mere thought of it, I am still a little boastful of it, and love basking in all its glory and shine (literally) . Despite the public opinion stating it to be "not the done thing". I revel in it. So what if it would be an uncool thing, even for someone whose standards of coolness have over the years stooped as low as mine. I oil my hair to work. and love every moment. You heard it. Every ones in a while, when i am either too worried of an impending baldage or of the intense mental work at the job giving me a senile decay much before I'd want it. Other times its because of some pearly grays in my quarter of a century old head and some other times its just because i don't care any more. No I am no geek, but i am not the one to loose my sleep worrying over always doing the in thing.
Its my way of liberation my self from the strictly defined norms of dos and dont's. My own protest to what ever i dont agree with. Because i firmly believe its not the Geeks,meeks, beautiful or the beastly.. but the slick who shall inherit the earth.